By Tony Leodora
Finally, I looked like I knew what I was doing on a golf course – under windy conditions and on what might have been one of the more difficult courses of the four our flight played this week.
Despite a balky start, I managed to post a round of 81, with a 37 on the back nine.
The key to success? Easy, do everything wrong in preparation for the final round of the Golf.com World Amateur Handicap Championship in Myrtle Beach.
For starters, wake up to discover that your iPhone is locked up and you cannot make or receive any calls. That meant about an hour of fooling with the phone, trying to read through the Help section of the phone website (that was a joke) and then resorting to cursing and hitting every button on the phone in random blasts of anger.
Of course, the final measures worked. But it left no time for my usual morning ritual of stretching and eating a healthy breakfast. Instead I had to rush out of the hotel and stop at the PGA Tour Superstore to pick up my driver. After Round 3, I noticed that the head was about to come off the shaft. I brought it in right before closing for emergency repairs and was told to pick it up in the morning.
Only problem – the store did not open at 8, as I thought. It opened at 9.
Now I was forced to rush to the course without a driver, stop for an egg biscuit at Bojangles (immediate heartburn) and arrive at the course with a plea to borrow a driver – anybody’s spare driver. I got one, but there was no time left for practice.
Instead, it was time to challenge the Black Bear GC, one of the northernmost courses along the Grand Strand, situated way out in the country on Route 9.
To my delight, I found the course to be in excellent shape (hats off again to the Classic Golf management group) and the bermuda greens were the fastest and smoothest we putted all week.
Unfortunately, without practice, I immediately three-putted one of the slick greens, and soon thereafter four-putted another. What a way to ruin a day of solid ball-striking. My 81 put me squarely in 25th place in my flight of 53 players – another testimonial to mediocrity. The Flight was won by Denny Burch of New Cumberland, Pennsylvania, a Villanova grad who posted rounds of 81-82-80-74. His winning final round was low for the day by four shots.
For the fourth day in a row, the weather was delightful. The steady-to-brisk breezes made it quite comfortable. And the 4 hour and 45 minute round, although slow by normal standards, was very bearable under tournament conditions.
Adding to the day was a couple of interesting fellow competitors in my group.
Rocky was a good ol’ boy from Galveston, Texas, who was playing in his 6th World Am. He used a conservative approach and a very steady short game to fashion an impressive 79. He putted well, despite an embroidered panel on his golf bag that read: Rocky Three-Putt Walker.
The explanation was that he rarely three-putted, so his normal playing group made a bet to see how long he could go without a three-putt. Amazingly, he lasted almost three months, at which time his friends presented him with the sarcastically emblazoned golf bag.
The other player in our threesome, Arnold, hailed from the thriving metropolis of Yellow Knife. It is in Canada, but not in the normal provinces we know from our neighbor to the north. Yellow Knife is in the Northwest Territories, east of Alaska. The North Pole is part of the Northwest Territories.
He and three friends from his town travelled for an entire day, taking three flights, to get to their first World Am. I didn’t have the heart to ask if there was anyone left in the town.
Because they live so far north and growing grass is nearly impossible, their home course sports sand fairways and artificial turf greens. They hit their shots off little artificial mats that they carry with them.
Arnold had a rough day, shooting a 92, and blamed it on the unfamiliar grasses. He said, “If I had my little mat with me all week, I would have kicked some butt.”
For the record, Arnold is not a big ice hockey fan and no longer hunts and fishes. He might be the only person in Canada with that description.
Instead, he admits to be a total golfaholic. All spare time is spent either playing or watching golf. Obviously, the man is addicted to golf – he took a dog sled and three flights to travel halfway around the world to Myrtle Beach to play in a golf tournament with strangers.
Only at the Golf.com World Amateur Handicap Championship.
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